Μαθαίνω να σφυρίζω: Μάθημα πρώτο

Some things in life are bad...

(Είναι γαμώτο!)

They can really make you mad...

(Εμένα θα μου πεις???)

Other things just make you swear and curse...

(Ναι, την ανεμελιά μου μέσα!!!)

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle!!

(Προσπαθώ, προσπαθώ!Το 'χω νομίζω!)

And this'll help things turn out for the best...!!

(Το καλό που σου θέλω!Μην ξεφυσάω τζάμπα!)

And...always look on the bright side of life...

Always look on the light side of life...

(Προσπαθώ λέμε, μη φωνάζεις!!)

If life seems jolly rotten,

there's something you've forgotten!!

(Τι ξέχασα καλέ πάλι???)

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing!!

(Α, αυτό!!)

When you're feeling in the dumps

Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing!!

(Προσπαθώ λέμε, δεν ξέρω να σφυρίζω!!!)

And...always look on the bright side of life... !! Always look on the light side of life...!!

(Κάτι κατάφερα!!)

For life is quite absurd

(Πολύ δύσκολες λέξεις χρησιμοποιούν αυτοί οι Άγγλοι!!)

and death's the final word!!

(Κομματάκι δυσοίωνο αυτό αλλά ας συνεχίσω να προσπαθώ να σφυρίξω!)

You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin!!

(Κοινό μου, με προσέχετε??)

Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow!!

(Έλα, και δε μπορώ με τα τελεσίγραφα!!)

So always look on the bright side of death!

(Φτου κακά άνθρωπέ μου!!)

Just before you draw your terminal breath!

(Λύσσαξες λέμε!)

Life's a piece of shit!

(Για να το λες, κάτι θα ξέρεις!)

When you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true! You'll see it's all a show!

(Καλά το πας, μ'αρέσει!!)

Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

(Χα! Σας την έσκασα!(καλά τα λέω??)

And always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the right side of life... (Come on guys, cheer up!)

(Cheer up, cheer up, πάει να μου φύγει το σαγόνι απ'την προσπάθεια να σφυρίξω!)

Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life... (Worse things happen at sea, you know.)

(Όπως??)

Always look on the bright side of life...

(I mean - what have you got to lose?)

(Καμιά βοήθεια απ'το κοινό??)

(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!)

(Κοίτα να δεις που θα με πείσεις στο τέλος!)

Always look on the right side of life...

(Άμα καταφέρω και να σφυρίξω, δε θέλω τίποτ'άλλο!!!)